Monday, April 28, 2008

Urban trash - You suck!

There are times when you wonder if people are just born without the ability of being civil and nice to your fellow human beings. It's like when God was handing out caring and thoughtful genes around, these people were pulling the wings out of flies or tying firecrackers to the tails of lizards. Either that or their genes were just mutated by to the point they don't feel human suffering or has the ability to be connect to those around them. Hitler and Satan worshippers have the same genes. Some of the things these people do, just wanna make you push them down a razor blade and forcing them to use their testicles as brakes.

Some things that piss me off:-

1) If you feel that by blowing up innocent people and children is a justified mean to tell the world your plight - YOU SUCK!!!

2) If after doing that, you feel the need to misinterpret and hide behind religion - YOU SUCK and deserve to be grilled with Swiss cheese over a slow burning fire in HELL! 71 dark haired virgins may ass!

3) If you feel the need to kidnap children and torture and kill them - Oh Boy! Have they got a place for you down south!!! You can take the Hell Express, no need to wait in line. All aboard!

4) If you don't hold doors for people behind you - YOU SUCK!

5) If you don't hold the elevator door for people trying to come in - YOU SUCK! You deserved to be peed on if the door slams on the person coming in.

6) If you don't give up your seat for a deserving person - YOU SUCK!

7) If you don't give way to pedestrians crossing - YOU SUCK!

8) If you don't say thanks to the cars giving way to you as a pedestrian - YOU SUCK!

9) If you smoke in a non-smoking area - YOU SUCK!

10) If your smoking irritates others and you don't care - Boy do YOU REALLY SUCK!

11) If you finish a meal and take your time leaving while others are waiting for your table - YOU SUCK!!!

12) If you don't say "Thank You", "Your Welcome", "Please" - YOU SUCK!

13) If your kids don't say it - YOU SUCK BIG TIME!

14) If you see that your kids don't say it and you don't do anything about it - YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISEASED CAMEL VOMIT!

15) If you are a racist - YOU NEED TO STICK A HOT COW POKE UP YOUR RECTUM!

16) If you are in the service industry and you don't take the trouble to please your customers - YOU SUCK!

17) If you are deliberately being rude to a service person - YOU ARE AN ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH!

18) If you don't mean what you say - YOU SUCK!

19) If you speak loudly on the phone in public places - YOU SUCK!

20) If you are cut queue - YOU SUCK!

21) If you waste water or electricity - YOU SUCK!

22) If a car follows you because they need your space and you don't tell them where is your space or deliberately lead them on - YOU SUCK!!

23) If you don't wait for people to leave an elevator car before you barge in - YOU SUCK!

I think it is important that we are very aware of our surrounding, of the people around us and how our actions affect people. If we all did a small part, I think life will be very bearable. Gotta go hug someone now.

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