As you can tell, I am really concerned about getting old or ageing. Not for the looks since I still retain my looks from when I was 20. But more for health and mind-losing. There are many signs that I have noticed to have occurred in recent years that has never happened to me before. If it's not ageing, the only other explanation is aliens shooting death rays into my head. Anyway, here are my top 10 ageing list.
1. You tend to forget things.
2. When you drive your car, you notice that people yell at you a lot. Often, these people are lying on your hood.
3. On more than one occasion, while shaving, you have noticed that your razor seemed kind of dull. Upon closer examination, your razor turned out to be your toothbrush.
4. You're always searching for the right word or name. You'll be telling an anecdote, and you'll get stuck on a name, and you'll tell your listeners: "You know! That guy! With the thing! He has that thing! That guy!" And everybody will start trying to guess who you're talking about, as if you're playing charades, and finally, after ten minutes of this, it will turn out that the name you're trying to remember is: "The Pope." By this time, of course, you have no recollection of the original anecdote.
5. You get up from you seat, walk over to some spot purposefully and then stop dead in your tracks because you forgot why you got up.
6. You tend to forget things.
7. You sometimes wear a bathrobe to the office.
8. And it isn't your office.
9. It isn't your bathrobe, either.
10. You tend to forget things and sometimes repeat them over and over again.
11. Numbers may not mean much to you (Top 10, top 12....what the difference?)
12. You cannot remember anyone's phone number anymore and without your mobile, you may get lost in the middle of the city and drool by the sidewalk until the police or welfare department takes you in.
13. You tend to address people younger than 35 as "young punks" or "whippersnappers".
14. You think all music that was produced after the 90s are garbage and toxic sewage. In fact, those are some of the bands' names.
15. You tend to repeat things and then forget them.
16. You have stories that have no points to it and as you tell it, you will see those around you walking away from you.
17. You wake up more than once to go to the bathroom at night and occasionally pee into the laundry basket.
18. You complain about the weather, young drivers and think skateboarders should be whipped.
And so, here are some of the signs that I have experienced myself. I would write more but it's time to go to the bathroom and I don't remember most of it. What's this about again???
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