I read this list on someone's blog from the US. Not too bad.....
1. I can’t stand radio stations that play “today’s hits”
2. While at the Apple Store, a kid probably aged 10, totally embarrassed me at Star Wars Lego
3. My son told me I had hot breath
4. I saw a car just 3 days ago driving down a major street with the driver and passenger dancing. I thought, this is why kids shouldn’t have licenses
5. I rather appreciate talk radio and will only listen to sports radio or NPR
6. The other day I was actually listening to the radio and I heard 3 great songs strung together and then the station identification came on and it was an Easy Listening station. Easy, freakin, Listening Man!
7. I identify my age by music
8. When I get up in the morning I used to view going to the bathroom as a good thing to do, now it’s a necessity and don’t get in my way
9. When I get up needing to go to the bathroom, all my muscles hurt, which complicates the necessity
10. I feel the need to tell you my bathroom habits
11. I complain about how much milk (soy) my family drinks a week
12. I actually told my son, as he was getting milk, to “close the refrigerator door, I’m not paying to cool the house and you’ll break the motor”
13. I enjoy going to Home Depot and Loews more than going to electronic stores (RIP CompUSA)
14. When I get online, I research gardening tips and landscaping ideas or medical situations instead of going immediately to fark.com or other time wasting sites.
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