AS you may notice, there is a huge industry out there that is recession proof and that is the tabloids industry (if there is such a thing). The tabloids and women magazine are on a recession proof surge to build up articles on 2 major topics;
1) Why are men so (pick your choice) inept, inconsiderate, insensitive, unromantic, cannot committ, blah, blah, blah.
2) How to get men (pick your choice) in the mood, sexy, good in bed, interested, blah, blah, blah.
I can't really comment on part 1 since men are all that because women made the rules. Why are men to inept in bed? It's because women complain that we climax faster than them.
Is it our fault that happens? We can't help it that we get excited a lot earlier. Sometimes before the women are ready. Sometimes before she is even, technically in the room. But is it something we "chose" to do??? Of course not! It's just our biological make up. Eons ago when the mortality rate was super low due to disaeses, wild beast and a coffee outlet was just a dream, Neanderthals didn't have time to indulge in this huge thing with women called "foreplay". We had to procreate fast and move on. It was the survival of the species. But because of rules set by women, we are suddenly inept.
How come we men don't get to complain about women being SO sensitive, SO spoilt that we have open doors for them, SO picky, SO long to climax, uses SO much tissue, buys SO much of those animal shaped cute soaps that no one can use and only reserved for when the Pope visits???
Anyway, I digress.
I would like to comment on the second point. There are WAY too many covert secrets and methods to get men interested in a love life or a serious commitment or even sex. Especially sex. The way these magazines go about it as if its some secret of the universe that can only be uncovered by going through some kind of covert James Bond operations coupled with Indiana Jones' life-threatening adventures and then you have to translate the secret "men" scrolls by taking out your spleen and using its juice to reveal it.
Let the Chindian tell you how to get men interested...like Harrison Ford said in the movie "6 days 7 nights" (or something like that), "All you (the women) have to do...is show up!" Of course we appreciate the effort taken to get us in the mood but we don't take it as seriously as women do. If you cook our favourite dinner, put our favourite movie on or just sit with us to watch TV, we are turned on! No need to go out and specially buy some peek-a-boo lingerie (though I won't complain) or sprinkle rose petals on the floor and bed or have a fancy meal planned out.
Women think those are necessary because YOU want it! It doesn't always mean so do we. Here is my basic minimum to get ME excited. Have McDonald's or Sg Besi Wan Tan Mee or just porridge from Pudu doggie bagged home. Sit with me, have dinner in front of the TV for one show or a match. Drag me into the bedroom and do whatever you want. If time is of the essence, we can skip dinner and TV altogether and just jump straight into shower together.
If you ask the man in your life about it or let him read this, he will nod his head in agreement. Of course we WILL and DO appreciate if you put in all that extra effort and it will make you feel sexy as well but you don't need Cosmo or FHM or all these tabloids to make it look like some kind of PhD thesis that they thought up. It cracks me up everytime I see these articles.
It's ok to tell us what YOU want. We will try our level best to build the romance up for you and I know the Generation X and Y men will do so, unlike most of our parents. But ladies, for us, just keep it simple and get to do the horizontal dance of love whenever we want to. Read a lot about different positions and don't get TOO hygenic (if you know what I mean). That will get us in the mood.
Don't have to thank me. Just doing my job.
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