Some useless information

Once in a while you come across some thoughts that put you in a mental dilemma. It's a dilemma because it makes you want to exhibit multiple reactions like:-

1) Wow! This is so cool!
2) Who the heck has so much time to actually find this out?
3) And who funded this?
4) I want to laugh out loud but will people think I am stupid?

Well what I am about to share with you, came from my sis-in-law who is a very intelligent, logical (very unique for a woman), deeply caring person but whom I though was devoid of much sense of humour....until this mail. It has been floating around the internet and I am sure if you sure the net as much as I do, you may recognize it.

But being a typcial Chindian and non-sombre Catholic, my reaction is always to laugh and share first. And if you don't like what I shared, then I sincerely say, "TOO BAD!!"

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(If you burst an artery, make sure there's a fire nearby....why waste?)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (That's why we squish it and not pick it up and take out its head!!! but I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm....Maybe that's what the pig uses)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Not true! My brother jumps!!! Damn high too!)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that..)


Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?? 30 mins and its not for fun? Also how do you know?)
(and God love that pig!)